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Yes, my golf partner here... Dan was mad because he was feeling
sober at this point. Either that or he was getting fed up with
my mad golf skillz. Yeah, that's with a "z," I said it.
Waiting and waiting for the last of the crew to come up to the
18th hole. There were only a couple of things left for us to do. 
"Oh, hey honey. Oh, no... we're not going anywhere afterwards."
Dave Hart chips in an eagle on the last hole... I've never seen
shit like that before in real life.
Our gracious host readies up for the final chip on to the 18th. 
Twenty-four men came to the Prairies
of Cahokia to become champions. But only four could be crowned.
It came down to a four-hole playoff
between two foursomes:
Mitch “Diarhea” Waere a; Jeff “It” Coburn
“s When I Pee”; Craig “Big” Johnson; E.
“L. Fudge” Scott Noel versus
Matt “I’m a Gay” Biermann;
Charlie “Frenchie” Gauthier;
Jay “War Head” Moore; “Sticky” Ricky
Kim.
Ricky's foursome somehow won. Maybe the teams were stacked.
But maybe we all lost to a team with a guy with cerebalpalsy
on it.
(a la Ricky
K...)
Dave Hart draining an eagle pitch from 100+ out!
Terry Stewart
hitting a four hundred yard drive??? I thought we were doing worst
ball!
Jay Moore bypassing all
of the high fives only to beeline it to stage four (shortly afterwards
sporting a full chubb)
Tony DiMattia going topless on hole 5 only
to end up as red as one of his genital warts.
Hafizeezy my Neezy
was the last man to leave Diamond (not sure if he’s
back yet) SIDENOTE: the honest truth
was that I was broke and proud I didn't blow my wad nor any
heavy
amounts of money
at
Diamonds. But a reputation is a reputation I guess. Eeesh.
And big M. going MIA at Diamond for a full 5 song set (no sex
in the champagne room?) If there was any sex, he would have
been back after one song.
Toby actually hitting his first
tee shot on 1!!!
And a huge thanks to Ricky for setting up another great golf
tourney... tons of fun and can't wait 'til next year.
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